It’s cool, Vlad! @CTE said as well you referred to it “in jest”. 
I think @Rob or @freetrade_cal will write a blog post once we have made the decision on where to set up a locally regulated EU subsidiary. That should describe the thinking behind the decision.
As @freetrade_cal said, tax is only one of the influencing factors. It’s not irrelevant, but there is a lot more that goes into it (e.g. which city has / can attract the talent for us to make Freetrade the best in the world?).