Trolling stock descriptions you’d like to see -

[NeilB]

I’ve always loved the shade thrown in the early stock descriptions.

After learning that @adam has an idea should Starlink ever go public what future recent additions / future or recent IPO’s would you re-write a snarky descriptions for, who knows maybe the team could even use your ideas. We know you’re lurking @Duncan @Caitlin

Coders Argos

The man from Del Monte

We’ve got to get a better one of these! @joeb

[joeb]

Yeah, SoFi defo needs work. I’m in deep so it’s hard for me to troll. The only thing I can think of is "Wannabe Bank"but would prefer “Soon to be bank”