One of my favourite things about the app when I first joined was some of the stock descriptions.
So come on what’s your favourite one? I’ll start
BT - “Slow internet” was funny and insulting. 
TBH not sure I think it is a good thing for a finance company as they don’t keep up to date on some descriptions and it seems unprofessional but it did make me laugh.
Now I know there were more and will probably have to go through every stock I ever looked at to remember as I can’t think now. 
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Probably Palantir - Big Brother 
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I like Avon protection: army gear
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And greggs: sausage rolls
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Accenture: know it alls
Blackberry: your old work phone
Dollar Tree: rubber dogsh!t
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Would be even better without the typo 
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Are we allowed to include completely incorrect titles?
Sorry a bug bare…
Should be Industrial/Warehouse!
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Oh I definitely think so 
If we laugh at FT taking the P%$£ out of others then they should also get it themselves for when they screw up If I was a photoshop wizard or could be bothered I would mock up a “Freetrade - Makes funny company descriptions or just wrong” type of graphic. Too early to think of a more comical line.
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Very good that made me laugh 
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I loved that!!
Can’t unsee FaRTeD 
@adam Please don’t choose that ticker for the IPO 
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My dad got a vanity license plate “FREE TRD” (char limited obvs)
My uncle was like, “Free Turd?”
TURD would be a great ticker imo.
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But what’s your favourite stock troll title @adam - you must have written one in the early days that made you chuckle.
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The only 4 letter share?
£CHER ?
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