What’s your favourite trolling stock title? 😈

One of my favourite things about the app when I first joined was some of the stock descriptions.

So come on what’s your favourite one? I’ll start

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BT - “Slow internet” was funny and insulting. :rofl: TBH not sure I think it is a good thing for a finance company as they don’t keep up to date on some descriptions and it seems unprofessional but it did make me laugh.

Now I know there were more and will probably have to go through every stock I ever looked at to remember as I can’t think now. :man_facepalming:

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Probably Palantir - Big Brother :eye:

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Made me chuckle too when I saw that @Big-g , particularly as BT Sport is essential for me but at the same time, a bit of a shambles for the most part. Live amateur Norwegian curling anyone?! :curling_stone: :curling_stone:

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I like Avon protection: army gear

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And greggs: sausage rolls

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Accenture: know it alls
Blackberry: your old work phone
Dollar Tree: rubber dogsh!t

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Would be even better without the typo :wink:

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Are we allowed to include completely incorrect titles?

Sorry a bug bare…

Should be Industrial/Warehouse!

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Oh I definitely think so :stuck_out_tongue: If we laugh at FT taking the P%$£ out of others then they should also get it themselves for when they screw up :rofl: If I was a photoshop wizard or could be bothered I would mock up a “Freetrade - Makes funny company descriptions or just wrong” type of graphic. Too early to think of a more comical line.

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:rofl: :rofl:

Very good that made me laugh :clap: :clap: :clap:

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I loved that!!

Can’t unsee FaRTeD :confounded:
@adam Please don’t choose that ticker for the IPO :pray:

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My dad got a vanity license plate “FREE TRD” (char limited obvs)

My uncle was like, “Free Turd?”

TURD would be a great ticker imo.

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But what’s your favourite stock troll title @adam - you must have written one in the early days that made you chuckle.

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